Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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