I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
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She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
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Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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