So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
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They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
You're a waste of cheezeits
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
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So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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