McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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