let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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