I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
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Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
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It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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