Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
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You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
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I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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