I hate your face
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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