i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
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I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
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So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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