Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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