even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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