Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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