Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
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