I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
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Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
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so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event