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  god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?

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• (949): View more from California

  dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device

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• (509): View more from Washington

  We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.

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