do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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