im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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