he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
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It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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