the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
you made out with another girl for some wings
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Your penis caused this!
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