I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
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YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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