So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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