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whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I love you.
Bad choice
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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