Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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