I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
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i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
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Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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