I don't think brook has ever known best
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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