I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
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