"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
We have started to decorate penises.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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