I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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