im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
he laminated a picture of his dick.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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