38 yer olds are good kisserssss
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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