remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I skipped work to stalk him.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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