Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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