I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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