The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
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he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
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but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
i need some magic done to my vagina
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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