I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
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His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
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I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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