Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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