I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I have tasted many bathrooms
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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