it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
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One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
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Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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