I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
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Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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