I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
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Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
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I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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