the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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