so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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