Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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