New invention idea: vibrating tampons
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
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She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
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My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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