Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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