Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
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I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
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i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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