Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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