i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
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I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
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I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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