Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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