i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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