break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
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She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
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I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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