Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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