There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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