yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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