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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
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What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
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Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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