I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
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