Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize