Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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