I wish my penis had an off switch
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
There's always time for handjobs
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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