I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
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dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
you inspire me to be a worse person
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
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You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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